The Hilarious Obsession:

50-Plus Crowd and Their Love for Infused Edibles!

Dear readers, it seems like the 50-plus crowd has discovered a new secret weapon in the battle against aging, stress, and the ever-looming specter of adulthood – infused edibles! That's right, move over, millennials; it's time for the seasoned citizens to explore the fascinating world of cannabis-infused confections. Let's dive into this sweet and hilarious phenomenon.

Breaking News: Gray is the New Green!

You may have thought that people over 50 were content with their Sudoku puzzles and early bird dinner specials, but think again! They're turning to infused edibles in droves, and it's not because they can't find their reading glasses. The allure of these little culinary wonders is simply irresistible.

The Quest for Eternal Chillness

For many seniors, life has been a long and winding road, full of responsibilities and, dare we say it, adulting. But now, they've rediscovered the fountain of youth, and it's shaped like a delectable treat. Infused edibles are the elixir that promises to bring back the carefree vibes of their youth.

Remember Woodstock? Well, maybe not, but you get the idea. These 50-plus folks have found a shortcut to the good ol' days, and they're not afraid to munch on it!

Edible Grandmas and Pops

Picture this: Grandma and Grandpa sitting on the porch, sipping on their iced tea and savoring infused edibles. They're talking about the time they saw Led Zeppelin live and debating the best Pink Floyd album. This isn't your average Bingo night; it's the dawn of a new era.

Decoding the Language of Edible Lingo

The 50-plus crowd has had to adapt to a new lexicon when it comes to infused edibles. They're tossing around phrases like "Indica vs. Sativa," "dosage," and "cannabis terpenes" with the ease of a seasoned sommelier discussing wine. It's a brave new world of vocabulary for them, and it's hilarious to witness.

The Munchies Reimagined

While younger generations might be reaching for their kale chips and avocado toast, the 50-plus crowd is diving headfirst into a plate of infused edibles. They've turned the munchies into an art form, concocting gourmet snacks that combine the perfect balance of sweet and savory.

Gourmet combinations like "Mango Tango with a Side of Cheese and Cracker Symphony" are taking over, and the 50-plus crowd is leading the charge.

Grandpa's New Dance Moves

If you thought grandpa's dance moves at the family reunion were cringe-worthy, just wait until he's had an infused edible or two. Suddenly, he's got the rhythm of a young John Travolta, and the whole family is gathered around, equal parts amused and amazed.

The Wisdom of Edible Adventures

In all seriousness, it's wonderful to see people of all ages exploring new experiences and finding ways to enjoy life to the fullest. Infused edibles, in moderation and within the bounds of legality, can provide relaxation and a sense of well-being. Plus, the 50-plus crowd has proven that you're never too old to try something new.

So there you have it, folks – the 50-plus crowd's newfound fascination with infused edibles is a testament to the timeless pursuit of happiness and a reminder that laughter and relaxation are ageless. Whether they're reliving their glory days or simply trying something new, let's raise a fork to the spirit of adventure, no matter your age!

I am so fabulous that even my coffee needs an extra shot of confidence when I sip it in the morning!" ☕💃😄

DAILY AFFIRMATION

Hello there! Today is Thursday, September 28th, and in the headlines, we have North Korea's release of a US defector, a NASA record set by an American astronaut, and a whole lot more.

US Defector Returned

North Korea released US soldier Travis King into the custody of Swedish officials yesterday, two months after the 23-year-old crossed the heavily fortified demilitarized zone separating North from South Korea. King is expected to undergo a medical examination and mental health screening in Texas before likely facing military discipline.

A Year in Space

NASA astronaut Frank Rubio returned to Earth early yesterday, capping a yearlong stay aboard the International Space Station. At 371 days, Rubio's voyage is the longest single spaceflight by an American astronaut in NASA history.

Menendez Defiant

Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ) and his wife pleaded not guilty to criminal bribery charges in a federal court in Manhattan yesterday, as more than half of Senate Democrats call on the 69-year-old lawmaker to resign.

Sports, Entertainment, & Culture

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Business & Markets

> US stock markets close mixed (S&P 500 +0.02%, Dow -0.2%, Nasdaq +0.2%);
yield of 10-year Treasury up to highest level in 15 years (More)

> US crude oil at highest prices in 2023 as storage levels shrink (More)

Politics & World Affairs

Who gets 'voted off the island'?

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 House Republicans hold first live hearing today in their impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden over possible financial misconduct (More)

> House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R, CA-20) rejects Senate's bipartisan short-term funding proposal, plans to bring Republican-led stopgap bill to the House floor Friday; government shutdown to begin Sunday if no deal is reached (More)

"No matter what accomplishments you make, somebody helped you."

- Althea Gibson

Tip of the Day: Is Early Retirement Right for You?

Here's what to know before turning in your punchcard.

 

Few people would turn down the chance to retire early. But while this can seem compelling, those who do face two challenges:

 

  • First, they have a shorter time frame to save money and earn compound interest on those retirement investments.

  • Second, retiring early also means paying for a longer retirement. So one has to rely on one's retirement investments for much more time than if they had kept working.

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The Lowdown on Dollar Stores: Profits and Controversy

Dollar stores have become an omnipresent part of the American retail landscape – seriously, they're everywhere. In fact, in the US, there are more dollar stores than you can shake a stick at, even when you combine CVS, Walgreens, Target, and Walmart locations.

Let's talk numbers. The big players in this game, Dollar Tree and Dollar General, boast a whopping ~40,000 locations across the US. Dollar General even claims that approximately 75% of Americans live within a mere 5-mile radius of one of their stores. Now that's what we call accessibility.

But here's the kicker – despite offering items for as little as a buck, dollar stores are raking in billions in revenue, all thanks to some seriously impressive profit margins.

Take Dollar General, for example. They're making around 30 cents for every dollar they ring up in sales. Yes, you read that right – that's better than what heavyweights like Target and Walmart can boast.

So, you might be wondering: are these stores truly as wallet-friendly for consumers as they seem to be? Well, that's where things get interesting. In a video we've got coming up, we'll dive into the nitty-gritty of what makes dollar stores so darn profitable and why some folks believe they might be creating a bit of a tricky financial situation for consumers.💰🛒

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